Haiku Review

Media reviews,
written in haiku form.
Nothing else to do.

Music Reviews:
My Chemical Romance, "The Black Parade"

A bit different,
little bit over the top
but in a good way.

Audioslave, "Revelations"

Better than Exile -
more funk and soul, more focus,
but I still miss Rage.

Evanescence, "The Open Door"

Beyond the mainstream
They've grown up musically,
but trite lyrics.

Lupe Fiasco, "Food & Liquor"

His flow sounds clumsy,
but he's deliberate, smart
and full of substance.

The Procussions, "5 Sparrows for 2 Cents"

Haven't heard of them?
Shame -- they're a great hip-hop group -
progressive beats, thoughts.

Panic at the Disco, "A Fever You Can't Sweat Out"

Diposable? Huh.
Most fun I've had in a while.
Nothin' wrong with that.

Game Reviews:
Okami

Beautiful, touching.
An engaging fairy tale
that plays like Zelda.

Bully

A novel approach,
but Grand Theft's showing its age
in concept and graphics.

Guitar Hero II

Take an awesome thing,
and add a lot more awesome.
This game fucking rocks.

Final Fantasy XII

Best one in a while.
Strong story, fun combat, but
too much MMO.